Go Croatia!

Ég fer til Króatíu! Jaaáá!!!! Woo! Það er að segja, mér finnst afar líklegt, miðað við atburði dagsins í dag, að útskriftarferð stúdenta Kvennaskólans ársins 2004 verði til Króatíu, þessa fallega, fallega lands. Uppáhalds sjónvarpsþátturinn minn þegar ég var úti í Guatemala var á E! Channel og hét Wild On. Í honum var Brooke Burke, einhver fallegasta kvenvera sem stigið hefur fæti á jörðina, að ferðast um heiminn og skemmta sér. Hún vann við partý. Hafði það að atvinnu að flakka á milli Carnival, Mardi-Gras, Thai Moon Festival o.s.frv. þannig að hún hafði verið á öllum skemmtilegustu stöðum jarðarinnar. Og á topp fimm lista hennar yfir svala staði var Króatía. Ég get ekki annað sagt en að ég sé spenntur.

And in local news, Drekafluga, went berserk after not being able to successfully add a comment-type section to his blog page. After the html code had shown no signs of complying to pre-rendered codes from either Klinkfamily or Haloscan, Drekafluga responded by ripping the keyboard loose and smashing it repeatedly into the computer-screen. He then proceeded by kicking the computer, injuring his leg in the process, before finally wrenching the computer from under the desk and running through the living room where he promtly threw the computer-wreakage from the fourth floor balcony.

Ég ætla ekki að eyða fleiri orðum á þetta. Pissed off...

Ég fékk bréf um helgina.

Dear Drekafluga,
We here at The Temple of Eternal Misery and Low Self-Esteem have received word that you, Drekafluga, have acted in ways contrary to the teachings of The Miserable Twit monastery. Seeing that the monastery lies in our jurisdiction, we feel it is our duty to inform you of the following:

1. The Ineffable and Ultimately Amost Unchangeable Codebook
of The Miserable Twit Order (which we feel is really more like a
book of guidelines than actual codes), chapter fourteen, section
E, subsection 7 reads thus: “No self-respecting monk of The
Miserable Twit Order should conduct in kissing, making-out,
caressing or otherwise showing affection towards any member
of either sex, dogs, clowns, Canadians and hot-dog vendors.”

2. In the same chapter and section, subsection 9, the following
is written: “Should one violate any part of section E, subsections
3 – 8, one should be considered as naughty and feel very bad.”

3. The head-board at The Temple of Eternal Misery and Low Self-
Esteem has decided to dismiss you from The Miserable Twit Order
and in due course can no longer influence any decision making of
yours, be it by a code of ours or not.

You are definitely no monk material at this moment but when and if you believe you are, please don’t hesitate to get lost. Do not even think about approaching us.

Thank you,

Zaphod Beeblebrox, head (well, heads, really, I’ve got two of them) of the board.


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tack tack

--Drekafluga--