Hehe

Ég man ekkert hvað ég ætlaði að skrifa en rakst á gamla uppáhaldsfærslu hjá mér. Endurpósta henni af því mér finnst hún ennþá fyndin.

You have one unread message.
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-This is a friend test-
"No, this is fucking annoying. Delete."
-No, really. This IS a friend test, you heartless bastard. Read it!-
"Oh alright. Reading."

[Insert-nice-poem-about-me-being-the-bestest-friend here]

"Well, wasn't that nice. I, just like the 326 others who this was sent to, am the very favourite bestest friend of the sender. But wait a minute. What the hell is this?"
-Oh this? Well now you get to scroll down and make a free wish!-
"A free wish?! Really? Naturally, I've spent uncounted amounts on my previous wishes and now you're giving me one for free?"
-Yes.-
"Well jolly good. ...done. So what's this then?"
-Oh that's just the part where you're told to send this to gazilliontwentyone people or your virginity will grow back and you'll be forced to walk around for the rest of your life with a stamp on your forehead, saying: "I am a rotten friend."-
"What!?! But I don't know gazilliontwentyone people!"
-You don't know gazilliontwentyone people? Well aren't you the isolated caveman.-
"Who knows a gazilliontwentyone people?"
-With an 'a' eh? Fancy. Well I don't know but can we please drop this. Gazilliontwentyone is pretty tedious to write.-
"Yes, yes. You're right... Wait! There's more!?!"
-What? Oh that's just the part regarding that every time you pass this on, a fraction of a cent will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Tuonglasedobah who's really having a rather rotten time and if you haven't passed this on in 27 seconds your computer will crash.-
"What!?! You've gone completely fucking bananas. I will delete this."
-No! Wait! Nooooo.....-

tack tack

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